» Justin

If you had been in my house this past saturday morning you would have seen the same exact thing, accept the kid in the diaper was 24 years old

fatawesome — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:05:17 +0000

I can’t wait until he learns how to krump

You’re Welcome

fatawesome — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:59:40 +0000

Lady Gaga–He or She?

fatawesome — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:29:03 +0000

This conversation had me laughing out loud at work today…

me: paparazzi-lady gaga so goodBill: hahah you would think thatBill: im not really a big fan of her… i mean her songs are catchy but shes just so out there….. and she is a heme: WASBill: whatever… her dong popped out during a concertso she is a heme: hahahah whatno it didntHAHAHAHAHBill: yes it did… google itme: bullshitshe was a hermaphrodite at birthBill: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80716376/me: i dont see a dickBill: just google lady gaga penisme: hahahahabut wait she still has a vagina right?Bill: i dont know how that shit worksmaybeme: i woudl take my chances

and yes, i did google ‘lady gaga penis’ at work

Quote from Lady Gaga I found on a blog that may or may not be true..

“I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life.”

Imagine hooking up….

‘…what…what is that?’

‘its nothing’

‘…that is a penis’

‘its just a little bit of penis. now…(clumsy somersault)… come to gaga’

My NYC Trip Photo

fatawesome — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:46:30 +0000

(not shown in photo: 30 frat guys silently staring while holding up shocker)

Exclusive: Plans For Michael Jackson Robot In Las Vegas Revealed

fatawesome — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:00:43 +0000

To sum it up MJ was working with a team to build a 50-foot Michael Jackson robot that would roam the Nevada desert.

This idea then became slightly more grounded….“The idea came up as a proposal to build a giant robotic hotel,” Patterson explained. “The face would move, shooting laser-beam-looking lights. The whole building would be covered with spotlights.”

“We were supposed to meet with him in London this November,” Patterson explained. “But then André died,” and, on June 25, Jackson himself died

….Apparently there were higher powers at work here, possibly fearing a Michael Jackson transformer would mark the beginnings of a new religion? I don’t know about you, but I would certainly give some thought to devoting my life to following it around the desert.

But of course the God’s always prevail…. there are currently no known plans to build either the robot or the casino.

Full Article

Most unintentionally funny dance moves of all time

fatawesome — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 20:40:54 +0000

Best parts
:36, :44, :56, 1:12, 2:44, 2:58 (she does this many times, easily my favorite), the whole ending montage is pretty good too.

Maybe its just me and none of it is funny. I hope that is not true.

the outfits are acceptable though

Text Conversation

fatawesome — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:04:56 +0000

Michelle: do u know of any websites for free ringtone downloads?

Justin: tubgirl.com i think

Michelle: Sorry 4 the delay. Ill check out tubgirl. I spend so much money in ringtones its crazy.

(evil grin)

For those of you who claim that rap is superficial and shallow

fatawesome — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:00:55 +0000

Hell Yes

fatawesome — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:36:56 +0000

This song saved my life

fatawesome — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:27:31 +0000

In my dream last night I was treading water in the middle of the ocean being circled by sharks. Just as one lunged in to bite, this song started playing (the song started at :32 of the video below) and I exploded out of the water and started flying extremely fast.