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Lady Gaga–He or She?
This conversation had me laughing out loud at work today…
me: paparazzi-lady gaga so goodBill: hahah you would think thatBill: im not really a big fan of her… i mean her songs are catchy but shes just so out there….. and she is a heme: WASBill: whatever… her dong popped out during a concertso she is a heme: hahahah whatno it didntHAHAHAHAHBill: yes it did… google itme: bullshitshe was a hermaphrodite at birthBill: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80716376/me: i dont see a dickBill: just google lady gaga penisme: hahahahabut wait she still has a vagina right?Bill: i dont know how that shit worksmaybeme: i woudl take my chances
and yes, i did google ‘lady gaga penis’ at work
Quote from Lady Gaga I found on a blog that may or may not be true..
“I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life.”
Imagine hooking up….
<she pulls off underwear>
‘…what…what is that?’
‘its nothing’
‘…that is a penis’
‘its just a little bit of penis. now…(clumsy somersault)… come to gaga’
<you slowly crawl back in>
My NYC Trip Photo
(not shown in photo: 30 frat guys silently staring while holding up shocker)
Exclusive: Plans For Michael Jackson Robot In Las Vegas Revealed
To sum it up MJ was working with a team to build a 50-foot Michael Jackson robot that would roam the Nevada desert.
This idea then became slightly more grounded….“The idea came up as a proposal to build a giant robotic hotel,” Patterson explained. “The face would move, shooting laser-beam-looking lights. The whole building would be covered with spotlights.”
“We were supposed to meet with him in London this November,” Patterson explained. “But then André died,” and, on June 25, Jackson himself died
….Apparently there were higher powers at work here, possibly fearing a Michael Jackson transformer would mark the beginnings of a new religion? I don’t know about you, but I would certainly give some thought to devoting my life to following it around the desert.
But of course the God’s always prevail…. there are currently no known plans to build either the robot or the casino.
Most unintentionally funny dance moves of all time
Best parts
:36, :44, :56, 1:12, 2:44, 2:58 (she does this many times, easily my favorite), the whole ending montage is pretty good too.
Maybe its just me and none of it is funny. I hope that is not true.
the outfits are acceptable though
Text Conversation
Michelle: do u know of any websites for free ringtone downloads?
Justin: tubgirl.com i think
Michelle: Sorry 4 the delay. Ill check out tubgirl. I spend so much money in ringtones its crazy.
(evil grin)
This song saved my life
In my dream last night I was treading water in the middle of the ocean being circled by sharks. Just as one lunged in to bite, this song started playing (the song started at :32 of the video below) and I exploded out of the water and started flying extremely fast.
