This conversation had me laughing out loud at work today…

me: paparazzi-lady gaga so goodBill: hahah you would think thatBill: im not really a big fan of her… i mean her songs are catchy but shes just so out there….. and she is a heme: WASBill: whatever… her dong popped out during a concertso she is a heme: hahahah whatno it didntHAHAHAHAHBill: yes it did… google itme: bullshitshe was a hermaphrodite at birthBill: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80716376/me: i dont see a dickBill: just google lady gaga penisme: hahahahabut wait she still has a vagina right?Bill: i dont know how that shit worksmaybeme: i woudl take my chances

and yes, i did google ‘lady gaga penis’ at work

Quote from Lady Gaga I found on a blog that may or may not be true..

“I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life.”

Imagine hooking up….

<she pulls off underwear>

‘…what…what is that?’

‘its nothing’

‘…that is a penis’

‘its just a little bit of penis. now…(clumsy somersault)… come to gaga’

<you slowly crawl back in>